{"id":2218,"date":"2009-03-16T09:59:38","date_gmt":"2009-03-16T08:59:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.frunielsen.net\/?p=2218"},"modified":"2009-03-16T09:59:38","modified_gmt":"2009-03-16T08:59:38","slug":"pisosse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.frunielsen.net\/?p=2218","title":{"rendered":"Pisosse :("},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nu kan jeg vist tillade mig at bande.<\/p>\n<p>Naboen har lige v\u00e6ret herinde.<br \/>\nDeres ene bil var blevet stj\u00e5let i nat, og den anden br\u00e6kket op.<br \/>\nJeg ringede til h\u00e5ndv\u00e6rkeren og han havde opdaget, at firmabilen var t\u00f8mt for v\u00e6rkt\u00f8j &#8211; b\u00e5de hans eget og firmaets \ud83d\ude41<br \/>\nNogle gange kan man godt f\u00e5 en meget primitiv tankegang &#8211; &#8220;Hvis jeg f\u00e5r fat i ham, s\u00e5&#8230;&#8221;<br \/>\nPolitiet var n\u00e6sten sikre p\u00e5, at det var &#8220;lokale kr\u00e6fter&#8221; &#8211; og naboen er ved at lede efter sin bil og h\u00e5ndv\u00e6rkeren k\u00f8rer ud, n\u00e5r han kommer hjem&#8230; ikke for at give r\u00f8vfuld, men for at anmelde.<br \/>\nJeg sov f\u00f8rst ved midnatstid ig\u00e5r &#8211; og mit vindue stod \u00e5bent ud mod haven som vender ned mod der hvor naboens biler var parkeret &#8211; jeg har ikke h\u00f8rt en lyd.<\/p>\n<p>Naboens bil er en koksgr\u00e5 VW Passat \u00e5rgang 1983 med nummeret ZL 32 172, hvis du ser den, m\u00e5 du gerne sende en mail &#8211; tak \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Sikke en start p\u00e5 ugen \ud83d\ude41\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nu kan jeg vist tillade mig at bande. Naboen har lige v\u00e6ret herinde. Deres ene bil var blevet stj\u00e5let i nat, og den anden br\u00e6kket op. Jeg ringede til h\u00e5ndv\u00e6rkeren og han havde opdaget, at firmabilen var t\u00f8mt for v\u00e6rkt\u00f8j &#8211; b\u00e5de hans eget og firmaets \ud83d\ude41 Nogle gange kan [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[357],"tags":[2322],"class_list":["post-2218","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fru-nielsens-hverdag","tag-fru-nielsens-hverdag"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.frunielsen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2218","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.frunielsen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.frunielsen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.frunielsen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.frunielsen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2218"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.frunielsen.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2218\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.frunielsen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.frunielsen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.frunielsen.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}